15 Intimacy Questions You Should Stop Asking Because They're Nonsense
Your boyfriend tells you to stop asking questions and just trust the whole process. Your best friends tell you that you are being super ridiculous. But you have a lot of questions about getting down and dirty and you just can't help it. Why would you ask these questions in the first place? Because you are curious, of course. There are so many questions about intimacy but the following 15 are just total and complete nonsense. Sure, lots of people wonder about these things, and these are questions that have been asked time and time again. But if you have ever asked these questions before, then it is time to stop. If you haven't yet, then don't even think about it. The truth is that you just have to go out there and experience the world of the bedroom for yourself. Here are 15 questions about intimacy that you should never ask.
15 What If I Need To Go To The Bathroom?
No. Not no as in no you can't go. No, as in there's no such thing. Why would you even think about letting your yellow stream flow when you're in the middle of being intimate? Is that how bad it is? Your thoughts are flying all over the place? Your body makes sure that this doesn't happen. So even if things are really bad, there's little to zero chance of thinking about it. Unless you haven't gone since you woke up. And that was hours ago. If that's the case then yeah, maybe it would cross your mind. But other than that, you'll be fine. Your first time is always full of questions. Don't worry, we all get it. But next time, pick another question, okay? A question that is actually sensible. Seriously, stop worrying and thinking about this because it's really not even relevant at all. You have literally nothing to worry about.
14 Would It Be Okay If I Sleep With Your Brother?
If you're planning to do this then, by all means, go. But do not ask your partner. Please don't. Unless you're willing to end your life early. Why would you even think of asking? You think it's nice? You think asking would make him less angry because you were honest? No. Definitely not. Asking will just make him (and you) look stupid. It will just make him feel like he's not enough (which is exactly what it looks like) and you wouldn't want that. Especially if you're serious about dating this guy. If you think playing around is okay, it's not. If you think playing around with his brother would make it a little bit more okay since, well, you know him, you're still wrong. This is a nonsense question and it's only going to lead to a bad break-up. Unless that's what you want. And then you would basically be free to sleep with his brother.
13 If I Gain Weight, Will I Stop Getting Excited?
Why? If the answer to this question is yes, will you become a vegetarian and stop eating so much? If the answer is no, will you keep eating junk food and become unhealthy? There doesn't really seem to be a point to this question. You can't base your ability to be excited on the food that you eat and what your weight is and what your body looks like. Sorry but something is seriously wrong here. If the answer is yes, then would you think that every overweight person is single or not sleeping with anyone? That's definitely not the case. You just have to pay attention, be keen and observant, and realize that whatever you're worried about is sometimes just total nonsense. Sometimes you have to answer your own questions with your own eyes instead of asking other people for the answers. Of course, if you actually asked your BFFs this question, they would probably laugh.
12 What If I Can't Finish?
This is a question for a doctor, not for the internet. This is the kind of question that can only be asked behind closed doors. You do not need to worry about this because most people do finish (despite whatever you might have heard). Sometimes, they just take a little longer and they (and their partner) are not patient. So they jump to conclusions and think they can't do this. Please, before you ask this question, make sure you have done everything in your power to achieve what you want to achieve. If it still did not happen, that is the time when you should see a specialist. And that does not mean Google. If Google would reveal all the questions people asked, they would probably be even crazier and more nonsensical than your own questions. You probably do not even want to know. So please, trust a doctor and not Google.
11 How Does "Finishing" Happen?
This can't really be answered. Is there a rule book for this? Is there a rule that says "After 10 minutes, it's over?"' Or maybe "If your heart is beating super fast, that's your sign that it's over?"' No. Don't think so. Finishing depends on you and your partner. There are no rules on this so there's really no point in even asking this question. You will just feel it. Even if you ask your closest friends, the friends you can trust with questions like this, I'm pretty sure the answer will be the same: you will just feel it. Pretty much like when you're in love. How do you know you're in love? You just feel it. How do you know you're ready? You'll just feel it. How did you know it's done? You guessed it! So stop asking this question and start experiencing. After all, experience is the best teacher. And experience never teaches you the wrong thing.
10 Have You Done This Before?
Who cares? This question can be answered by a lie. You do know that, right? If your partner said he's done this a million times before, would you even believe him? What would you even do with that information? Would you have extra points because you're the 72nd woman in line? Does that matter at all? Would you be more confident if you knew you're dealing with an experienced man? Or would it feel awkward because he is experienced and you're not? See, there are lots of questions that branch out from this but really, the bottom line is the same: there's no point in asking. There's no point in knowing whether or not he's done it before. Because he can lie in front of your face anyway. And if you knew he lied, you would just be hurt. But who started it? You. So now do you get why this question is considered nonsense?
9 What About A Group Thing?
Is this a good idea, do you think? If you want to do it with someone in addition to your partner, you should maybe bring the other woman in and see how your boyfriend will react to this. Or you can ask him days (or even weeks) before you plan on doing this. Because asking him this question while you're already both naked in bed is pretty pointless… well, unless you already have a woman hiding in the closet, just waiting for your go signal. Which is highly unlikely if you're a normal person. So the next time this crazy question enters your mind, consider asking it days or weeks before. Not minutes when you're about to get started. This may be a brilliant idea for your man but if you asked this while in bed, this might be the total opposite of brilliant. And he might be super insecure and think that he's not enough for you. Ouch.
8 How Was Work Today?
Don't ask this when in bed with your boyfriend. Should we repeat that again? Do you need to hear it twice? Seriously, what kind of person gets intimate with her man and then asks him how his work day was? What exactly are you trying to point out? Do you want to tell him “You better have a decent-paying job if you're going to get me pregnant”? Or is there a secret underlying message here? Because if there is, we suggest that you say that message outright, instead of asking some crazy question like this. Also, if you think you're being a caring woman by asking this, you're not. You're a caring woman if you ask this during dinner but during your private time together? Girl, you are screwing things up. If you're going to talk about something, talk about what's actually going on. But your BF will just not appreciate this.
7 Can I Tell Him What I Want?
Ask your friends this question more than once and they would think that you're being kind of silly and stupid. Because you don't get it. If you want something from your man, just tell him. Even things like this. He will understand. After all, he's your partner, right? Asking your friends would be pointless. Their technique might not work for you. and asking them to ask your man on your behalf? Now that's insane. So just go to your man and ask this question. It's not a big deal, really. Just an ordinary question that should be raised in every decent relationship. Got it? So next time this questions pops up in your head, just ask him directly. Tell him what you want and ask if it's okay. If he hears that you asked your friends about this, then he might get super sensitive, so be careful about that. You might not want to tell him absolutely everything.
6 How Should I Start?
You have got to be kidding, right? Seriously, never ask this. If you've asked it before, then never ask it again. Stop this. You need to be realistic. If you're a first-timer who doesn't know how it all happens (at all), the go ahead and let him take the lead. If you're not feeling okay with what he's doing, tell him. But let him take the lead and learn. Have fun, enjoy the experience but at the same time, learn from what's happening. Don't ask this question. Or any question similar to this. This is not a classroom project where you can ask your professor how to go about a project. This is where there are very little rules. If there are any rules, they are super flexible you can bend them any way you want. So if you're clueless, let him take the lead. Don't worry. You'll be fine, whether you believe it or not. What could go wrong?
5 Can I Watch Something First?
Why would you even ask this? Who needs permission to watch adult films or cat gifs or whatever it is they want to watch? You're just hurting his ego, girl. When you ask him this, you're making him feel like you're not satisfied with what he's doing, so you need the help of "professionals". Asking this question is kind of hard to understand. If you want to watch it, go do it. If you don't, then don't. You don't need a man telling you what to do. You don't need someone to give you permission to do whatever you want. Act like a grown woman, please. Asking this question is basically the total opposite of being a grown woman. If you talk to your friends about it, they will probably say they never ask their boyfriends this. Because really, you can spend 20 minutes in the bathroom alone and watch all you want before going to bed with him.
4 Does This Mean I'm Excited?
A lot of people ask this on Google. It's probably a lot cheaper to ask Google than to ask your doctor, but if you're serious about your health and want to know, then go to a doctor. Asking your friends or boyfriend is totally pointless. But this question has nothing to do with health concerns and just means that you're curious. You might want to consider letting it go instead of concerning yourself with something that is total nonsense. It's not super healthy to fill your mind with thoughts like this. Just let your body do its thing. The truth is that your body is going to do whatever it wants anyways so you might as well stop freaking out about it. You probably realize that you shouldn't even be thinking this since it's pretty silly. Your best friends would basically laugh in your face if you mentioned it so you shouldn't.
3 Am I The Best?
What do you really want to hear after asking this? What if you're not the best? If you're not, what are you going to do about it? Will you leave him because he said you're not? Will you find another partner and ask him first if he's ever been intimate before you start dating him? The truth is this is one super pointless question. The kind that shouldn't be asked. Ever. Because, well, do you really care about the answer? Does it matter if you're the best or not? Will something change if you are or aren't the best? And if you don't care about the answer, if you're asking it only with the hopes that he'll say "yes you are", why ask it in the first place? It will just hurt you if he is super honest and starts talking about how amazing his ex-girlfriend was in bed. Yikes. You won't want to hear that, okay? So don't ask this.
2 What Is That Noise?
Have you heard that sound before? It means that air is coming out of your private parts and that's really it. It just happens. It's not a sign that you're not having fun, that you have an STI, that you should dump this guy, or whatever you think it might be trying to tell you. The human body is so complex even experts haven't solved everything about it yet. Ask this one again when they have found a way to cure cancer. Maybe then they can tell you more about it. But for now, this is just something that your body does, and it's not really a sign of anything (or at least not of anything important). If you ask your boyfriend this, what will he say? Probably just say nothing at all and give you a super strange look. You're the one who did it and you have different parts and he probably knows absolutely nothing about this. Probably even less than you.
1 Can You Give Me Directions?
Come on. What happens in bed does not need directions. You may think that you're being helpful or sweet but you're just going to ruin the mood and that's a fact. It needs passion. And maybe some truthfulness and love and many other things but definitely not directions. So don't ask this question of your partner. If you think you're doing him a favor because you think you can do better with directions, that's not how this will look. Asking this question will look so bad nothing will happen on the bed. Or the floor. It's going to make you look super insecure and you probably don't want that (especially not at this point). So if you want to act like a normal person, stop asking nonsense questions about intimacy. It's not helping. Consider asking for advice from your best friends but that's it. Just advice. Phew. Feel better now?
