North West Will 'Have A Job' 20 Celeb Kids & What They Might End Up Doing

"Are you kidding me? Of course, she is. She will have to work for what she wants." Kim Kardashian has made it pretty clear- North West will have a job.

Running around that $20 million mansion, we thought that the Kardashian kids were all set. When Kylie Jenner shared Stormi's first birthday via social media, we saw French fries- in Louis Vuitton-monogrammed cardboard. Yeah, that kind of money.

$900 million for Kylie Jenner. $535 million for Mariah Carey. Chris Pratt's $50 million may pale in comparison, but that's the effect of a Forbes rich list. Your eye scans the top figures, works its way down, and before you know it, you're calling Angelina Jolie's $150 million "poor."

Celeb kids are pretty fascinating. To be fair, it starts with the names. Suri Cruise, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and Apple Martin are just the start. Joining them with a bit more of a 2010 spin are Cardi B's Kulture, Kylie's Stormi, KimYe's Chicago and whatever it is they'll be naming their fourth child.

Just about old enough to have careers, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith's kids are modeling and influencing. Officially? Totally a job. In our heads? "Please. Standing on the red carpet wearing Louis Vuitton is not a shift."

We couldn't help it. Between the bizarre names and the extravagant lifestyles, we had to take these 20 celebrity kids and allocate them potential careers. You're in for a ride. Here's what they might wind up doing.

20 North West: Bringing You Daily Weather Alerts

Oh, come on. With a name like North West? Being named after not one, but two directions, this girl will go where the wind takes her- literally. Make no mistake though, Kim made it clear to The Evening Standard that North West will have a job.

"I was saying that earlier to my friends, 'I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.' And they were like, 'What? She's gonna have a job?' and I was like, 'Are you kidding me? Of course, she is. She will have to work for what she wants."

We can just see it. North, all grown up: "And today in California, it will be, er, sunny. Same as yesterday. Same as the day before."

19 Jasmine Johnson: When Your Boyfriend Needs Someone To "Spot" Him In The Gym

In a way, the greatest thing The Rock will ever lift. Dwayne Johnson has the biggest muscles in Hollywood. Pumping iron might be how The Rock maintains his physique, but that 40,000 lb gym reported by Men's Health is mobile. Some things are way more fixed.

Dwayne is a father to three daughters. Here he is with Jasmine (seriously, those eyes). While this little girl and her sisters have the comfort of their dad's Forbes-listed $220 million, there's a chance they might have jobs.

For Jasmine, it seems obvious. Why hire a personal trainer to spot you when this girl comes trained?

18 John Pratt: Captain America, Coming To A School Near You

Chris Pratt recently updated his IG: "Twenty years ago I was a waiter at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Every time I go back I'm reminded of the thousands of shrimp I ate off of people's plates on the way back to the kitchen. Please tip your server."

Chris called his Hawaii days "a pretty awesome place to be homeless." No more serving at Bubba Gump Shrimp. With $50 million, Chris Pratt is all set. Jack? Seems obvious.

As CNBC reports, Chris's outlook was always positive. His son, Jack, is six. A little young to be browsing the career path, but who needs it with a Captain America costume and a dad in the MCU?

17 Silas Randall Timberlake: Prepare For Another Toy Story Movie

"It's an honor to be your daddy." Justin Timberlake's IG captions don't hold back on showing us he has a way with words. Silas Randall Timberlake was born in 2015. A little early to be contemplating a profession, but we're spotting an avenue for this kid.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel mostly throw us #MarriageGoals. Every Halloween, we basically sit there waiting for this couple to update their IG.

With family LEGO costumes this year, it's a tough one. 2017 was this Toy Story family getup. Something about this pic just had us vibing so bad. The franchise is alive and well. It better last long enough to cast this kid.

16 Stormi Webster: Already Has A Job (Spot The Lip Kit)

Kylie Jenner just threw Stormi a birthday party that made Kim's "Chicago In ONEderland" look borderline broke. With an inflatable of Stormi's head and a "Stormi Shop" packed with merch, this baby celebrated her first birthday in style.

"Kylie… Cosmetics. Kylie… Cosmetics." Reply: Giggle and "dada." Stormi is already promoting Kylie Cosmetics. We're slightly mad Kylie doesn't need to bother hiring proper models.

In November 2018, Kylie updated her IG with a video of Stormi clutching a Kylie Cosmetics kit. "Trying to teach her some new words," was the caption. Stormi didn't quite manage "Kylie Cosmetics," but she did laugh. This kid is already on the job.

15 Gisele Bündchen's Daughter: Victoria's Secret, The Unicorn Pajama Line

Marching the Victoria's Secret runway is how Gisele Bündchen earned her fame. The world's highest-paid supermodel was knocked off her top spot by Kendall Jenner in 2017, but still- that's one good run, as Forbes reports.

#NoMakeup and yoga now sum up this model. Selling flip-flops might not sound like a step up from being the face of Chanel, but when you've got this girl's business brains, you're doing okay. Gisele and Tom Brady are parents to a girl named Vivian Lake and a son named Benjamin.

Not that we check her IG regularly or anything, but we did spot this #Twinning costume over Halloween 2018. Victoria's Secret already sell pajamas, but if there's a unicorn line in the works, they've found their face.

14 Blue Ivy: Your New Michael Jackson Impersonator

Talk about inheriting the musical vibe. Beyonce and Jay-Z pretty much took over hip-hop with "Crazy In Love" in 2002. With over 10 years of marriage and three kids, these two put their money where their mouths are.

"Janet and MJ." Beyonce didn't really need to caption this 2014 Halloween pic with Blue Ivy. Then again, possibly useful for Blue Ivy's future résumé.

With her parents' Forbes-listed $1.16 billion, Blue Ivy isn't likely to need to work. Take one look at the work ethic that both her parents have, though, and you might just see this girl having an actual career. Michael Jackson impersonator? Sounds perfect.

13 Penelope Disick: Black Swan Needs A Sequel, Right?

It's every girl's dream. Those early years in ballerina tutus generally don't lead to a ballet career, but from someone who continued it for 23 years, trust us- pointe shoes and auditions can become a reality.

Kourtney Kardashian's daughter, Penelope, spent a fair chunk of her early years making front-page news. Not for achieving anything in her ballet classes- just for going.

Black Swan made Mila Kunis an international star. Natalie Portman even found her husband by filming the movie. Penelope Disick may already be working on KUWTK, but if the show doesn't last forever, it looks like she's got a backup plan.

12 John Krasinski's Daughter: Duh, An Office Job

The 2000s are officially back. Netflix is airing everything from that decade, Rachel Green from Friends is topping style lists and The Office's Jim and Pam are once again #RelationshipGoals. Everyone wants a reboot: something that Refinery29 quoted John Krasinski on.

“I think we should reboot it. I think it's hard obviously with everybody's schedule to do an Office reboot, but I would so be down.”

John is married to Emily Blunt. Together, they have two daughters, Hazel and Violet. What these kids will be doing? Hard to tell, but if they've inherited their father's streak, that'll be two Dunder Mifflin employees.

11 Harper Beckham: Paparazzi Spotter

It's when the baby has a sharper eye than the mom that you know you're onto something. Harper Seven was still a tot back when she was papped with Victoria Beckham here, but she was already throwing us some major skills.

"I say, 'Harper, you're a girl, you can achieve anything. You can do anything that you want to do." When Hello interviewed Victoria, the fashionista revealed that she tells her daughter this "every day."

Harper already has a shoe line in the Victoria Beckham fashion empire. Designing her own? Possible. Becoming a pro paparazzi spotter? Way more useful. We'll await an update.

10 True Thompson: Um, Palm Reader? #HomeTruths

"Every psychic said that I'm only going to have two kids." When Her revealed that Kylie Jenner had seen a psychic, everyone got talking. That becomes interesting since a recent joint pic of Kylie and Travis Scott on IG hinted at a second baby.

At the age of 34, Kylie's half-sister Khloe Kardashian is now a mother to baby True. That birth didn't come without its drama, and Tristan Thompson wasn't exactly fronting news outlets for the best reasons.

True is actually Kris Jenner's grandfather's name- it runs in the family. Now approaching her first birthday, True is already an A-lister. She doesn't have a career plan, though. Possible palm reader?

9 Suri Cruise: With A $3 Million Wardrobe, #PersonalShopper

Stormi Webster, you officially have competition. While Kylie Jenner recently threw baby Stormi the world's most lavish first birthday, this mogul has yet to top Marie Claire's report of Suri Cruise's $3 million wardrobe.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's daughter already has an IMDb page. She is credited as an actress, and Hollywood Life reports that Suri wants to make it her career.

“She's caught the acting bug,” the media outlet reports. With this girl filling Pinterest style boards though, we're seeing something way more unique. Suri Cruise, the personal shopper, would be perfect. Until then, we'll keep gawking at her outfits.

8 Saint West: FedEx Workers, Prepare To Be Traded In For This Kid

When your dad is Kanye West and your mom is Kim Kardashian, your look is going to be Yeezy. In 2018, Kim shared this hilarious Halloween pic of Saint West and Reign Disick- the inspiration, as Hollywood Life reports, was clearly Lil' Pump.

"i love it." Captions and Kanye's lyrics might be the explanation, but is anyone else seeing FedEx boxes here?

Admittedly, seeing a Kardashian take a normie job like a parcel delivery guy would literally be the most unlikely outcome ever. That said, if Kim has made it clear that North West will have a job, that likely also applies to Saint.

7 Shiloh Nouvel: Wants To Be Called "John", #GenderNeutral Clothing Empire

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt dominated 2017's headlines for a divorce that took everyone by surprise. With six kids, this former couple is now raising #Solo, but there are more challenges than you might think. Brad said:

“We've got to call her John. “I'll say, "John, would you like some orange juice?" And she goes, "No!"'

As Made for Mums reports, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt now comes with a #GenderNeutral. We've more than seen it in her tomboy wardrobe. While Shiloh is a celeb kid of the highest caliber, poolside lounging doesn't seem to be the vibe with these parents. Admit it- this girl could totally build a clothing empire.

6 Aaron Paul's Daughter: Let's Cook!

Everyone is talking Breaking Bad right now. A movie "is happening," Cosmo reports, and fans are going nuts. Aaron Paul threw us Jesse Pinkman. Easy on the eye, funny and totally representing "the ABQ," nobody forgot him.

Aaron Paul is a dad to a little girl with an unusual name- Story. This IG pic basically went viral the minute it was posted. "Let's cook!" is probably the most famous line from the show. Story? Looks like she's a natural.

Clearly, the nature of Breaking Bad's cooking was far from kosher. Doing it for real isn't something we'd ever endorse, but if Jesse were to have a sidekick, we'd totally see this kid pulling it off.

5 Luna Teigen: Cap'n Crunch Spokesperson

Not one to be a Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen does the grocery run herself. When her daughter, Luna, joined her and they got papped grabbing cereal, Chrissy shared the pic to IG.

“I used to assume people who got photographed in grocery stores weren't really buying stuff they like and were getting paid for something. But turns out the paps actually come inside the grocery store and capture your most [personal] grocery cart items."

While Chrissy's caption called the whole thing "a travesty," we are spotting a positive here. Cap'n Crunch may have just found the cutest spokesperson ever. Up for the challenge, Luna?

4 Chicago West: Chief Cities Coordinator

She's just too cute for words. Chicago West just turned one. Her "Alice in ONEderland" birthday party was shared by Kim on social media, and we've got to say, we're pretty jealous.

Chicago was named after Kanye West's hometown, Travel and Leisure reports. Also, it's "Shy," not "Chi." What Chicago West will do? Right now, we're torn.

Yeezy model seems to be a given (and she'd be good at it), but with that name, we're seeing something else. Thoughts on Chief Cities Coordinator? That would help organise Brooklyn Beckham's love life (plus it would keep the family close to Paris Hilton).

3 Kulture Kiari: @KidsPrivateJets

With her recent Grammy win, Cardi B is back in the news. Oh, let's face it. This girl never left it. "And I park my Bentley truck on my Versace driveway." When those are the lyrics, you can expect luxury.

"Anything else would've been basic." Cardi didn't need many words to tell SNL why she named her baby Kulture.

Cardi is 26. Her baby, Kulture, is kept out of sight, although we did get this IG update from Cardi (before she deleted the account). Private jets are the #StatusSymbol for celebs, and they take their kids with them. Gap in the market, right? Who's designing kid-friendly interiors?

2 Apple Martin: Already "Has Her Eye" On A $250 Million Empire

Nobody thought that GOOP would last. Gwyneth Paltrow's high-priced, high-controversy lifestyle line is now valued at $250 million, The Daily Mail reports. The media outlet also quoted Gwyneth regarding her daughter, Apple.

"She seems to be headed towards entertainment, but she said, "Well, maybe then when I'm older, I'll run Goop." And I was like, "That would be great!"

Apple is now 14. With a dance career that seems to be taking off, looks like this kid is already multi-tasking.

Celeb kids with their own lines are something we're just about seeing with Kylie Jenner's "Storm" shades. Someone will need to take over GOOP. Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

1 Everly Tatum: Remember Joey's "Identical Hand Twin" On Friends?

Literally, couldn't resist this one. When we came across this pic of Channing Tatum and his daughter, we saw the world's cutest baby (and Joey from Friends). If you watched Friends, you might remember Joey's various career attempts.

The "identical hand twin" that Joey considered a smart career option didn't quite work out, but it managed to get an entire generation falling off their chairs laughing.

Everly Tatum has earned her celeb status from her dad, Channing, and her mom, Jenna Dewan. We're expecting great things from this cutie pie. If it's being a hand twin with her dad, we're fine. More pics of Channing for us.