How to Make a Homemade Pussy Experiment with Your Catty Side

Not all of us have “pussy on tap,” whatever that means. It doesn't mean you have to end your day pussyless. Instead, learn how to make a homemade pussy.

We'd all like to think that we're able to get laid every day of the week whenever we want. However, when reality kicks in, it's not the case. But this doesn't mean you can't entertain yourself when you're at home on your own because you can learn how to make a homemade pussy.

Of course, there are already male sex toys, such as a Fleshlight, which is a masturbation product that replicates the female vagina. Does it work? Absolutely. But not all of us are able to ship sex toys to our home or have the extra cash to spend on it.

How to make a homemade pussy

So what do you do in those cases? You make your own homemade pussy. These homemade pussies are called a couple different names such as pocket pussy, DIY pussy, or portable vaginas. At the end of the day, they're the same thing.

Now, they're not just used for pleasure. In fact, they can be used to increase your ejaculatory threshold and build up your sexual stamina. So, whether you want to use a homemade pussy for masturbation or to help you withstand orgasming, these are great toys. And it's not as hard as it sounds.

#1 Lube is essential. Before you even make a homemade pussy, don't forget that you're going to need lube. Remember that this pussy isn't real, so, it won't be creating any fluids. Unless you're a crafty engineer who creates a wild contraption like that, lemme know if you do. But in reality, no artificial vagina creates lubrication, so make sure you bulk up on the lube.

#2 Opt for dentist latex gloves. Most of the ways to make a homemade pussy requires latex gloves. Now, this isn't bad. However, they're usually too short for full penetration. Plus, they can tear and make a mess, so, instead, opt for dentist's latex gloves. They're not only softer but they're also more durable since they're used to dig around people's mouths. Or you can also use an XL condom as well.

#3 Pringles pussy. Everyone loves Pringles. For this, you'll need a Pringles container, two sponges, duct tape, a latex glove, and a knife. After eating the Pringles, remove the lid. You won't be needing it. Then take the two sponges and sandwich the latex glove between them.

Now push the glove sandwich into the Pringles container leaving a little bit of the glove and sponge poking out. Take the cuff of the glove and slip it over the edges of the container and use the duct tape to secure it into place. With the knife, make a hole at the bottom of the Pringles container to prevent suction build up.

#4 Towel pussy. Or also known as fifis. The whole name for it is actually derived from prison slang as inmates would use towels, gloves, and vaseline to make a homemade pussy.

To make a towel pussy, all you need to do is roll up a towel, place the latex glove in the hole of the towel, wrapping the cuff of the glove around the towel for security. That's it. Your penis will go into the latex glove that's wrapped up in the towel. It's that easy.

#5 Balloon pussy. Great for treating yourself for your birthday. It's a great option if you like holding onto something. You'll need four balloons, a latex glove, a container, and duct tape. You'll want to lace the four balloons into the container and inflate them slightly.

Then, take the latex glove, placing it in the middle of the balloons. Now, you'll fully inflate the balloons, taping the knots to the sides of the container. Stretch the cuff of the glove over the edges of the container and tape it for extra security.

#6 Cucumber pussy. Just make sure not to put the cucumber in the fridge after using it. This is a one-time use kinda thing. You'll need a warm cucumber, knife, duct tape, and rubber bands.

Cut off one of the ends of the cucumber and then cut it in half lengthways. Open it up and take out the seeds and a little bit of the flesh, making sure your penis fits inside. You decide how tight you want it. Next, wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the cucumber to keep it tight and together. The more bands you use, the tighter it feels. After that, wrap the cucumber in duct tape to secure it. You can use a condom if you'd like.

#7 Silicone pussy. When it comes to know how to make a homemade pussy, this is kinda advanced, so if this is your first time making a homemade penis, I'd opt for the other choices first. For this, you'll need a big candle, bigger than your penis, a knife, and silicone sealant. You'll want to measure your dick against the candle and make a mark that's 25% smaller than your penis.

Cut off all sides of the candle at the 25% mark and smooth the edges. After that, cover the candle with a silicone sealant that's half an inch thick. Leave it for several weeks to dry completely, but after that, remove the candle. What you'll have is a silicone pussy.

#8 Pay attention to the temperature. You don't have sex with a cold pussy usually, so, you're going to have to make sure homemade pussy is a little warm and give it a more realistic feeling. But how do you do that? Well, you can warm your lube, place the towels *if using them* into warm water, or if possible microwave your homemade pussy.

#9 Make it hands-free. Sometimes you don't want to use your hands, sometimes you just want to be able to hump hands-free, and there's nothing wrong with that. Now, you can improvise and create a hands-free device like placing it in a stack of towels or on a shelf. But be careful not to hurt yourself.

#10 Watch out for sharp edges. Need I say more? For example, the Pringles pussy could also opt for a soda can. However, the sheer thought of aluminum near a dick brings me to tears, hence why I left it out. Do make sure that if you're going to use an object that's sharp, you take the extra step in covering it with Duct tape or a cloth. You don't want to have to explain yourself in the emergency room.

#11 Stay burn free. Having dick burn isn't fun. Plus, it takes a couple days for it to heal which means you won't be able to touch yourself in that time period. Friction comes from rubbing against a non-slippery surface, so, make sure that you use enough lube to ensure that your dick stays burn free.

Learning how to make a homemade pussy is easy with my endless list of ideas. Some of them are going to work better for you than others, but in order to find out, you're going to have to make them first!