10 Kinky Gifts to Get Your Girlfriend for Christmas
Get those sparks flying during the holiday season by getting your girlfriend some of these undeniably fun and naughty stocking stuffers! By Philip Hegarty
Christmas is here, the season of festive cheer, goodwill for all men and a good thrill for all women - or at least it could be. Instead of the usual socks, cardigans and dishcloths, how about a stocking filler with a bit of zip? How about the gift that keeps on giving, and not just for her - but for you too?
Getting her in the mood
Women love to be made to feel sexy, and a love toy or beautifully well crafted piece of adorning underwear can do just that, with the added result that you'll be receiving the benefits for a long time after! But by no means consider this a selfish gift, even though you are set to receive as much benefit from it as she.
This is a gift that aims to strengthen your relationship, to bring you closer together through encouraging greater and more adventurous bedroom play - and what woman could resist such a loving and thoughtful contribution to the relationship?
Getting it right
When picking the perfect gift for your significant other, it is important to ensure that the gift suits the person. If she's a rather prim and proper type of lady then you can probably get away with some classy lingerie from a high-end retailer.
A full gimp mask, whip, shackles and a dubious looking mass of pointy machinery, not too dissimilar to something you imagine they'd use in an abattoir, probably won't earn you too many brownie points.
Similarly, if she's the type of red hot woman who has you leaving the bedroom looking like you've gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson, then you might want to give the Bridget Jones pants a miss!
The top ten kinky Christmas gifts for her
So how can you pick out the perfect kinky gift to suit your lady love's personality? Here's a quick guide for all you clueless guys out there!
#1 Lingerie. Fairly obvious this one. Few women can resist the urge to look like a sex goddess in the privacy of their own bedrooms. And it's a win-win situation. When she's feeling sexy, that will encourage you to respond in kind. The additional beauty of lingerie is that there are so many different types and you can always find something to suit the lady in your life, no matter what her tastes.
Something cute, fifties, frilly and fashionable perhaps for the more conservative lady? Something black, fierce and studded with leather for the dominatrix in your life? Something sultry and scant for the more sensual gal?
My only “dos and don'ts” advice on this front is to avoid anything crotchless, unless it's clearly meant as a joke or has been previously discussed in a favourable light. Otherwise, it's just tacky, tasteless and a little bit silly.
#2 Vibrators. Probably the second most obvious contribution to the list, many women already possess one of these, so do your research first if this is a viable option as a kinky Christmas gift. Also think hard *pun intended!* about the kind of vibrator she would appreciate, because the choice is vast.
Magic wands, deep penetration, g-spot vibrators, squirters, clitoral stimulators… You've really got your work cut out. Just remember that many women use vibrators externally and aren't so keen on penetration with anything non-organic. If the opposite is true however, then you need to think about size: small, sleek and investigative or big, bad and brutal? You know her better than we!
#3 Cock rings. Okay, ostensibly a cock ring is a gift for you rather than her, but the benefits are very much mutual. Here's why. Firstly, a cock ring can help you maintain an erection for longer by regulating blood flow in and out of the penis. It can help with minor impotence issues, whether due to physiological or psychological reasons, such as nervousness, for instance.
Also, the girth of a penis can vary quite considerably over the course of a lovemaking session but a cock ring ensures that it stays at maximum width throughout. A good quality cock ring can even increase girth with regular use. Explain all this and I'm sure you'll make an eager and willing convert of her!
#4 Restraints. A little bit of light bondage ticks many a box on the list of women's favorite fantasies, and there are all kinds of products out there, from hand-cuffs to ties to straps, that you can buy to start the ball rolling. If this is very much a tentative approach to the subject, however, then make sure you buy restraints that are self releasing so that she doesn't feel too overwhelmed or intimidated, otherwise just go for it - the choice is incredible.
#5 Pornography. A little bit of pornography in the bedroom can do wonders to spice up the sex life. The only issue is getting something that appeals to you both. Most women prefer glitzy, glamorous productions and intimate lovemaking from the likes of X-art and James Deen.
Going for titles such as “Anal Destruction 5" probably isn't going to earn you too many brownie points. Don't forget also that porn doesn't just have to be TV based. Literature is another great source of pornography and one that many women respond better to - and it might just give them a few ideas.
#6 Remote love eggs. A brilliant sexy Christmas gift and a brilliant way to spice up a date. Buy her one of these and get her to wear it before you go out for a meal. Once there, you operate the remote with varying levels of use and intensity to tease her to distraction. By the time you get home you'll have a fervid sex bomb on your hands. Bon appetite!
#7 Sex machines. For the more hardcore sexual experimenters with heavy wallets to match, there are a number of sex machines that can be purchased at a fairly high cost. These vary from vibrator chairs and Sybian stimulators to machines that actually simulate full penetrative sex - which is a great option for the woman who wants to experience a threesome without actually having to get a real third person involved. Definitely one for those who are already quite far down the road of sexual experimentation.
#8 Cock enhancers. If maybe you're a little smaller in the package department than she might otherwise like, try a cock enhancer. Enhancers slip over the penis a bit like a condom does but also add girth and length for her benefit. More expensive enhancers also contain a mechanism to stimulate him and her during the act.
#9 Adult games. This is a really fun addition to the list with a large number of adult board and card games available that are designed to spice up your sex life in a more casual and carefree manner. A great option if your significant other is perhaps not quite yet ready for the more advanced suggestions previously made.
#10 Chocolate body spread. “Chocolate is a girl's best friend” the song tells us. Well, maybe that's not quite true, but it should be. The truth is that most women absolutely love chocolate. That's why an appropriate use of chocolate spread might provide the perfect opportunity to help her reignite her love for this sweet concoction. Just don't forget to return the favor!
So, what are you waiting for? Get down to the shops or your favourite sexy online shop and buy her something that will put a smile on her face not just for Christmas, but for the whole year round!
