Reasons Why He's Such A Jerk Based On His Zodiac Sign
Are you trying to figure out why he is such a d-bag? There are so many different motivations as to why he rubs you the wrong way. Astrological signs have a tendency to follow patterns of behavior, both good and bad. These patterns can be both likeable and dislikable. In the first few months of a relationship in the honeymoon phase, it seems that your guy can do no wrong. As we all know, this phase eventually wanes and you start to see qualities that don't mesh very well with you. Sometimes, it can lead up to a point where the relationship explodes and you just flat out start hating the guy.
From the guy who won't text you back to the guy who gets pissed if you don't respond to his text within 5 minutes, there are simply different ways men can be jerks. But ladies, here is one thing you need to remember: Each sign has their own little set of undesirable quirks and habits that are inevitably going to piss you off. Sorry, but you just cannot have it all. The real question that you must ask yourself is: Which personality flaws are you willing to tolerate? Because after all, nobody is perfect.
12 Cancer: The Mama's Boy
Cancers will be the perfect catch when you first start dating. His boy next door quality will give you a sense of security. He will clutch you in with his crabby claws and not let go. At first, this is flattering. But then, you realize his vice: He is insufferably clingy.
These men are used to being well taken care of and showered with affection. His mother is usually to blame for over-indulging him in all that co-dependence. This is the type of guy whose mom may call and text him even more often than you do. You might be second best to this queen in his life.
This is the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. He can hear any frank comment you say and take it as an earth-shattering heartbreak. However, he won't be direct about it. He will most likely respond with passive aggression and pout until he gets his way.
11 Leo: The Vain Narcissist
Leos love the spotlight and to be the center of attention (though he probably won't admit it). Though he may shower you with compliments, just remember that this must be reciprocated. These guys need to feel admired.
If you and him are not “official”, he has a tendency to talk about his other prospects right to your face. He will openly give you every last detail about his beautiful ex in conversation. He will even go as far as to flirt with other women in front of you. But if you do the same to him, he will not be having it.
Leos are full of themselves and often need to be reminded that the world does not revolve around them. You might find yourself putting more effort into the relationship. Or worse, doing special favors for him only to find out that he was never interested in the first place.
10 Virgo: The Critical Perfectionist
These guys are extremely particular about everything in their life-from their life goals to the way they organize their closet, and, you guessed it, the women in their life. They can get high-strung if one little detail is left out, almost to the point of OCD.
Virgo men have high standards and know exactly what they want in their women. You could be out of their league. You could have been runner-up for Miss America. But if you do not have that one quality that they are looking for, you get the boot.
Because Virgos tend to be know-it-alls, they can come off as abrasive. Be careful about the people you bring around them. If they feel someone knows more about something than them, they will try to one-up them. It can feel like jumping through hoops trying to please them, but it's a lost cause.
9 Libra: The Smooth Operator
Here we have a man with a mellow, melodic voice and an inviting gleam in his eye. His adorable dimples will lure you in, and, before you know it, you're waking up the next morning in his satin sheets. You feel like a sucker because he had a delivery that you just couldn't resist.
Libra men know how to put women on a pedestal in order to get what they want. These are debonair idealists who are always on a search for their dream girl. After just one conversation, he knows exactly what you are good for - whether it be one night or an entire lifetime.
Their flattering compliments and attentive words allow them to pretty much get away with murder. They could do you wrong in so many different ways, but you will always find it in your heart to forgive them. Libras know exactly what to say and which little romantic buttons to push.
8 Scorpio: The Ruthless Sadist
If there is anyone who knows how to toy with your emotions and pray on your weaknesses, it is the Scorpio man. He will ask many personal questions about you as a way to pry information. You will not even realize he's doing it because they are subtle creatures. But good luck trying to get him to tell you his secrets. He is a man of mystery.
Scorpio guys will drag you to hell and back with their hot and cold, push and pull head games. Once they know what makes you tick, they have no problem using it to their advantage. These manipulative jackals can use their infamous sex appeal to get you to keep coming back for more.
The breakup will messy if you decide to end things. Revenge is his middle name and he will wait to strike. When you least expect it, the emotional pain will be unbearable.
7 Sagittarius: The Flakey Non-Committal
Sagittarian men are freedom fighters. Anything that involves commitment or obligation will terrify them. These men are the most likely to say, “I'm not looking for a relationship right now, I'm just looking to have a good time.” There is simply nothing getting in the way of this dude's freedom.
These types are the biggest man whores of the entire zodiac. They can have many sexual partners, so make sure that you get tested. Sagittarians are funny and enjoy making people laugh. Their lightheartedness gives them a crowd that surrounds them, often which include beautiful women. You find many of them as bachelors well into their '30s and '40s.
In the rare case that they are in a serious relationship, these Sagittarians are the type to delay engagements and weddings due to their indecision. They may even leave you at the altar. It is impossible to tame a wild horse.
6 Capricorn: The Heart of Stone
Capricorn men are the no-muss, no-fuss types of guys. They are career-oriented and will put anything else in their life on hold to reach their ambitions. Deep down, they could be in love with you. However, if you don't fit into their life plan, then they will leave you like you never existed.
Capricorns have a cold, calculated nature that seems to give them the upper hand. They are also greedy in terms of money and status. Capricorns can be the types that will marry you only because you come from a wealthy family. Their image and reputation is the most important, and they like to be seen as authoritative and in control.
Don't let their steely eye gaze fool you. Their repressed emotions can make them prone to depression expressed as pessimism. They can rain on your parade if you open up to them about your hopes and dreams.
5 Aquarius: The Equal Opportunity Employer
Aquarian men are the masters of friendship and impersonal relationships. Chances are, you probably met him through mutual friends or acquaintances. He came off as friendly and personable, and then one thing led to another.
Aquarians have god complexes and like to rule over their little minions. Their approach is kindness to everyone, treating them all the same (even if it is fake). Trying to date an Aquarian man is frustrating because you are always trying to prove yourself worthy of his time. You are not special.
Since they are logical creatures with high IQs, this makes them entitled assholes. It is either their way or the highway. Since they are so connected to their inner circle, they know which social levers to pull. They can be instigators of drama for the sake of personal entertainment. They are better left where you originally found them: in the friend zone.
4 Pisces: The Self-Inflicted Victim
Pisces dudes like to live in a dreamland. These are the guys who are in touch with their spiritual, intuitive side. They are escapists and will dive back into that land of wonder and fantasy when the real world is too much for them. This makes them the most prone to alcohol and drug addiction.
These guys like to go with the flow and just let things happen rather than taking charge. Because of this attitude, this causes them to do stupid things and dodging the responsibility of the consequences. Since they tend to rely on others to carry them, it becomes your burden.
If you find yourself in a serious relationship with a Pisces, remember that they like to play the victim. They will always find a way where it is always your fault, even if through implication. They usually do this through changing the subject. Don't fall for it.
3 Aries: The Hot Head
Aries is a man's man. His emotions are primitive and basic. He acts on those neanderthal instincts. He can be very insensitive to other's needs making him self-centered and reckless in speech.
This is known to be the most the most confrontational sign of the zodiac. His temper is quick to flare up at the first sign of a slight to his ego or minor problem. He is not afraid to be that guy in the bar who throws the first punch.
His inflated sex drive can lead him to be a womanizer-it is through the roof, and he can be the type that is all about pleasing only himself in the sack. He likes things to come quick and easy in life, and women are no exception. If he is not convinced you are the one right off the bat, he is likely to have a wandering eye.
2 Taurus: The Couch Potato
Here we have a guy who likes things to come slow and steady. Personal comfort is a big thing for him and that can mean hours of vegging out. He is fixed on his routine of Fantasy Football, Archer marathons and the cycling of old Dominos boxes piling up in his kitchen.
Once he gets comfortable with you, that gentlemanly persona will fade and his inner slob will bubble to the surface. He might do a lot to impress you at the beginning of the relationship. But once he gets settled, the nice gestures stop happening.
His interests are pretty basic, and good luck getting him to try anything that he isn't all that familiar with. Want to try that new vegan restaurant? Not happening. Want to go out drinking somewhere that is not his frequented sports bar? Forget it. The pattern here is that he is stubborn and lazy.
1 Gemini: The Master Manipulator
The twin boy is a fast-talking chatterbox with ADD. You probably met him at a party or some social gathering. He probably got your attention instantly with his social charm. He chatted you up between making rounds spreading his attention to everyone in the room and then left you curious.
Gemini men get bored very easily if you are not entertaining them in mental stimulation. Since they have mastered the art of conversation, don't for one second think that he is not chatting up other girls. He is predictably unpredictable and if there has ever been a case of FOMO, this dude coined the term.
He is a man of many faces and knows how to adapt to any personality, at any time, in any situation. This makes you question whether or not what he says is actually genuine. This is why Geminis are infamous for being two-faced. Not to mention compulsive liars.