15 Zodiac Combos That Are NOT Compatible In Bed
Wouldn't it be nice to know if things are going to work out with that cute guy from your dating app before you spend money on the outfit, waste time on the date and let him into your home? Well, we don't have a crystal ball but we do have the stars, moons, and planets. We're talking about your horoscope. Turns out, your zodiac sign has a lot more to say than just your birthday and lucky number. Your zodiac sign can also predict how well or not so well you're going to get on with someone between the sheets. So let's take a look at what the stars have lined up for you. Or rather, who the stars would rather you not line up next to. Yes, the stars have an opinion. They might not be able to tell you who exactly you'll fall for but they can tell you who to avoid. Because some zodiac signs should just not be spending intimate time together. But of course, there are always those who beat the odds. The stars always believe there's a fighting chance, even for the most doomed partners. So if your partner isn't compatible with you on this list but you're making it work in real life, good for you! But we're sure you'll find yourself nodding along anyway when you read some of the obstacles you two had to get over. And don't miss the three least compatible couples of the zodiac at the bottom of our list!
15 If You're An Aries…
Then you need to say no to a Cancer. The stars say that your relationship with a Cancer will be painful for both of you. You will both have to put in a lot of work and be willing to change your ways. Now that does not sound too fun. Cancers are all about family and building relationships. They do not want to go to bed with you unless you can promise them a night of tender care and deep love. A Cancer is the kind of guy who will wake you up at 3:00 AM asking, "So what does this all mean?" You do not need that kind of clinginess interrupting your beauty sleep! Because you are many things Aries, but you are not gentle. Showing emotion and being intimate are hard for you, but that is what a Cancer will require before anything goes on beneath the sheets. We say: move on!
14 If You're A Taurus…
Leo DiCaprio? Yes! A Leo? No. Sorry, Taurus. The Leo lad or lady is not for you. The stars say your relationship will be exhausting and try your patience. Not exactly a recipe for sexy times, right? Both of you will want to be taken care of and cherished when it comes to your nighttime activities, but neither of you will want to step up and be the one to take care of the other. The stars say you might have a hard time figuring out who is going to be on top because you'd both honestly prefer the bottom. And there's nothing wrong with that! It just becomes a problem when you pair up with a Leo who wants the same things you do. With a Leo, your bedroom life will be a constant battle for satisfaction. In fact, they say if you're committed to sticking it out with a Leo, you better be able to satisfy yourself in the sheets since he might not be able to. Count us out!
13 If You're A Gemini…
Then just say no to a Virgo. Nope! Not a good option for you. As a Gemini, you are a curious sort who likes to explore, especially when it comes to your bedroom activities. A Virgo, on the other hand, is shy and sensitive (talk about boring, sorry Virgo, but in this case, it is true for the Gemini lover). They probably won't want to get into anything adventurous. Honestly, you'll be bored with a Virgo. The stars say your bedroom life will be far from promising. You both crave communication in bed, but the problem is you don't know how to communicate with each other. In fact, if you overtalk, you may find yourself even more disinterested in intimate experiences than you were before. This is another pairing where the stars say you may never be fully satisfied. You're just too different! You want different things and you even speak different love languages.
12 If You're A Cancer…
A Libra is not the right choice for you. In fact, a Libra may just be the worst choice for a Cancer. Because the stars say that an intimate love life with a Libra will be void of passion and initiative. Who wants a love life without passion? Where will all the fireworks be? As a Cancer, you crave emotional connection and understanding. Your Libra partner won't be able to give you any emotion until they have experience and touch. So while Libra is ready to jump in bed right away without a second thought and worry about feelings later, you need to have your feelings in order before you get intimate. And there's nothing wrong with that! If you really want to figure out this pairing, the stars suggest you begin as friends. You'll need that deep connection and lots of time to get to a place where you both might be happy in bed.
11 If You're A Leo…
Say no to Scorpio! Things just get complicated when the two of you get together. You both bring strong personalities and high drives to the table, which ends up in disaster. As a Leo, you crave passion, warmth, and action. Your Scorpio partner is up for action too, but they want the deep emotion that goes with that. Finding a middle ground for you two where you're both happy is nearly impossible. Your bedroom life will be full of misunderstandings because you communicate so differently and desire different things. Basically, you hold a different definition of love. What you see as love, your Scorpio partner will think is superficial and irritating. And when they call it love, you think they're getting too deep and depressing. There's no room to have any fun in bed when you're both on totally different emotional fields. We think you're better off finding someone who understands your passionate and warm nature. Pass on the Scorpio!
10 If You're A Virgo…
Get into bed with someone who is not a Sagittarius. Things may start off pretty fun for you and your Sag partner. With similar ruling planets and opposite planets, you'll both feel an attraction and strong desire to get into bed with one another. But not so fast! Once you get into bed, a Sagittarius will find you critical and demanding, even though you're just trying to help. A Sag will push until they reach their goal but they don't care who they burn along the way. Get out of the line of fire! You don't like to take any huge risks in bed, Virgo. You're practical and will not enjoy being constantly pushed by a Sag to go far outside your comfort zone. You're both going to come into this relationship with bedroom expectations your partner just won't be able to meet. It's not your fault; blame your elements! An Earth sign and a Fire sign rarely make a good combination between the sheets.
9 If You're A Libra…
Don't pick a Capricorn. Because what's worse than bad intimacy? None whatsoever. The stars say that if you pair up with a Capricorn, a lack of passion might be your biggest problem. And the worst part is that both Libras and Capricorns really value this aspect of their relationship - just not with each other, apparently! The stars say this pairing will have a hard time finding any chemistry or even attraction between each other. So, why are you still sticking around? The stars also say outer forces could effect your relationships like work or even ex-lovers. All of this stress and lack of fun in bed could lead to low self-esteem and lots of self-doubts. You don't need that, Libra! You just need to find yourself someone else on the Zodiac. Or else you'll be stuck with a pretty boring and conservative bedroom life that is unsatisfying if you have one at all!
8 If You're A Scorpio…
Then an Aquarius is not the right call for you. You might think things are going well with your Aquarius. Together you two are the definition of bedroom freedom, which can be a lot of fun! But everything about your relationship screams intensity, and not in a good way. You bring the information and your Aquarius partner brings the emotion. You two will really struggle to find a balance. Your desire is all about deep emotion and hunger. An Aquarius just wants to be free and will have trouble connecting to you. You're both stubborn and the stars say your bedroom life could be like a battleground. It's attraction that ties you two together. But if things go sour, your attraction will soon turn to a deep animosity. You'll hate each other and absolutely despise everything you shared, especially your intimate moments between the sheets. You might get a good Taylor Swift break up song out of it, but that's about it.
7 If You're A Sagittarius…
Stay away from a Pisces lover. Trust us, a Pisces will be nothing but trouble for you. Things will start off pretty great. Together, a Sag and a Pisces will have a ton of fun in bed. You'll try new things, get creative and share in lots of fun and laughter. But along with those highs will come some serious lows: disappointment, high expectations, and lack of satisfaction. The biggest problem with this pairing is your inability to satisfy each other, emotionally or intimately. As a Sag, you're looking for a big gesture and for your partner to take some initiative. A Pisces won't be able to deliver. He'll be too busy waiting for all of the puzzle pieces of your relationship to fall perfectly into place. You'll both get caught up in your brains. All of that overthinking and by the time you realize it was a bad idea, you're both back to being friends.
6 If You're A Capricorn…
Stay far away from an Aries partner. The stars say this match is as difficult as it gets with lots of physical and emotional barriers on your path to a good and healthy bedroom life. The planet Saturn in your sign may put too much pressure on an Aries and deplete their energy. After some time, your Aries partner may eventually find a way to be satisfied between the sheets. But by then, you are out of energy and ready to move on. While there may be lots of attraction here, just remember that you and Aries are much too different to work out. Finding a balance between your levels of passion and hard personalities is almost impossible. In the end, the stars say that a Capricorn and Aries pairing will result in decreased passionate drive and a feeling of incompetence for both of you. That sounds awful! Stay clear Cap.
5 If You're An Aquarius…
A Taurus is not your match. An Aquarius and a Taurus together are like oil and water - they just do not mix. Your adaptability and willingness to change and go with the flow will just annoy your Taurus partner. And you will not be able to stand their slow and tender nature. It is hard to even understand how you two might find yourself near a bed. You usually find nothing attractive in a Taurus and even think they are kind of boring. You will both enter your intimate relationship looking for different things (talk about a terrible way to start). You are all about individuality and freedom. No one is going to hold you down! A Taurus, on the other hand, wants a secure and unbreakable partnership. Controlling much? Merging your needs with theirs is almost impossible. Neither of you will feel like your true self and your bedroom life will suffer.
4 If You're A Pisces…
Say no to a Gemini. A Pisces and a Gemini do not make a dream couple. The two of you will have a very hard time making an intimate connection, say the stars. Sure, you may be attracted to one another, but that does not mean things are going to work out when you stumble back to your apartment. As a Pisces, you are only looking to get intimate with someone you truly and deeply love. A Gemini just wants to get creative and could do that with or without the love. Hold out for your love, Pisces! There are other signs in the zodiac who want what you want. A Gemini will not give you the emotional connection or true intimacy that you are looking for. And you will not be able to accept that you are heading to bed with someone who has no soulmate potential. Say goodbye to the Gemini, Pisces!
3 Awful In Bed: Leo & Virgo
One of the worst zodiac couplings is a Leo and a Virgo. In fact, some say this match should never be made because this pair can't agree on anything. A Leo is looking for someone to make them feel special and more confident. They won't find that in the shy and cautious Virgo. The Leo is all about passion, which can get in the way of a Virgo who just wants to feel protected and secure in their choices. Clearly, these two are not going to work well together. Neither can provide what the other one needs. The stars say your bedroom life will be more of an intellectual battle, and that's if you even manage to get to a place where you want to be intimate with one another. In fact, a Virgo may end up feeling attacked and ashamed when paired with a Leo. That sounds like a pretty awful time if you ask us.
2 Terrible In Bed: Libra & Pisces
Libra and Pisces just do not mix. They are opposites. And in this case, opposites do not attract. A Libra is rational and practical. A Pisces is emotional and intuitive. A Libra will want things plain and simple while a Pisces prefers it over the top. A Libra wants someone who is strong and confident whereas a Pisces wants someone gentle and compassionate. Libras want things fast and exciting while a Pisces prefers things to be slow and sensual. They both have completely different approaches to life, love, and the bedroom. The only thing these two signs have in common is tenderness and touch. But that is not enough to make a great pairing. Plus, the stars say there is almost no trust between these signs and a huge lack in communication (talk about a horrible match). We think the Libra and Pisces should stay far away from one another.
1 Bad In Bed: Sagittarius & Aquarius
When they say incompatible, they're probably talking about a Sagittarius and an Aquarius together in bed. This is another case of differences getting in the way. Only this time, both the Sag and the Aquarius think they're in the right and are far too stubborn to change their ways. Nothing kills sexiness more than stubbornness. This fight to be right will lead to lots of conflicts between these two. While it might seem like fun for these two to get into bed together, they will actually have a very hard time creating intimacy. The Sag will be ready to move on to new things and look elsewhere while the Aquarius will hold on until the bitter end. The stars say there will also be trouble creating an emotional bond. So while these two may have some fun together, in the beginning, the lack of emotion and intimacy will soon cause them to see they just aren't good together.