15 Insane Thoughts A Guy Has Right After Finishing

Whether it be a one-night stand or a committed relationship, when it comes to intimacy, a question that we ponder on sparingly is what a guy thinks of right after getting it on. It is an age old question. Luckily, we found a couple of guys willing to share some of the answers.

As women, we are always thinking of a thousand things at once - especially after nookie. Our minds are fluttered with thoughts, which is perfectly normal after the release of hormones. Some of the thoughts include wondering if the guy liked it, what to do now that he 'finished', or what will happen now that it is done. However, it doesn't always occur to us that guys could, and do in fact, have very similar thoughts to ours after getting it on. You heard that right, guys have thoughts, too. As a matter of fact, those 'insane' thoughts both men and women have right after, can say a lot about the person. Most specifically what they thought of the experience (or if they thought about it at all). Figuring out a guy's first thoughts right after getting it on can tell you exactly where you both stand. Is he still into you?

It is always hard to know what a man is thinking at any given time, but now that I have your attention, we can delve into exactly what they are thinking about and how their twisted minds work. To start things off, if a guy has not even reflected on the act once it's done, that right there is a definite red flag.

15 Is it okay if I go sleep now?

Whether the guy is with his partner or just a fling, the question "Can I sleep now?" pops into most men's minds after intimacy, because the exhaustion makes them sleepy. Face it, getting intimate takes a lot of work, so it wouldn't be that surprising for your guy to rest a bit afterwards. Most women, however, would be insulted if a man wanted to sleep right after such an intimate moment. We, of course, right away feel insulted. Did he lose interest in me? Is that all he wanted from me? I can't keep him awake?

I am here to tell you why a man passes out right after getting it on. As mentioned earlier, the act can be physically exhausting. However, science reveals there are other biological causes. For instance, when men climax, they release a lot of prolactin. For those who aren't familiar, prolactin is a hormone that is associated with satisfaction. And when there is an increase of said hormone in one's O, it induces drowsiness. So the next time a guy asks if he can go to sleep after nookie, that's probably the prolactin talking.

14 Did she enjoy it?

This is a thought most men will have when they are in a committed relationship, because a guy will care and worry more about his performance in bed. Most guys will not even have this thought cross their minds when they are engaging in a one-night stand because they probably won't see that woman again.

The reason guys obsess over this thought after any kind of intimacy with their girlfriend or wife is because performance is so important to a man and is mostly what keeps their stamina and confidence going-- a man wants to know and make sure that what he is doing is great. I mean, what is worse for a guys ego then to hear a woman tell him "the sex was not great."

If a guy constantly has this thought, see it as a good sign. It simply means that he cares about your intimate life and wants to make sure that it is always up to par. A man will usually not ask how you found it post-coital so if he does, do not be shy to feed his thoughts.

13 Did she 'finish' too? Or was she faking it?

This is a thought most men will have when they are in a committed relationship because guys care and worry more about their performance in bed. Guys who hookup with a one night stand won't bother wondering if she was satisfied because they are more concerned with their own satisfaction. Besides, it's not like they'll see each other again, right? But sleeping with their girlfriend is another story. Men in relationships obsess over their performance because their partner's satisfaction serves as motivation for them to boost their stamina and confidence. Nothing could deflate a guy's ego faster than being told that he's lousy in bed.

If a guy constantly has this thought, see it as a good sign. It simply means that he cares about your sex life and wants to make sure that it is always up to par. A man will usually not ask how you found it post-coital, so if he does, do not be shy to feed his thoughts.

12 I was probably too fast for her.

There is nothing that bothers a guy more than finishing fast. That could actually even completely alter their mood for the night even after they just had some fantastic sexual pleasure. To a guy, nothing blows more (no pun intended) than blowing his load early, especially if it is his the first time with that partner - it really does bother them very much.He might even obsess over that thought and vocalize it by asking the woman if she thinks he finished too fast or even apologize about it, because they are so literally bummed out about the fact. And I thought we were the ones to over think situations! There is nothing worse than the thoughts of a man after he ejaculated fast (under 7 minutes). Imagine waiting for something all day, or for days, weeks, or months, and when you finally get it, it ends so quickly and you are extremely disappointed after and feel some sort of withdrawal. Did you? Well, that is what a guy feels after he did an "oopsie."

11 Why did it take me so long to finish?

The complete opposite of the previous entry is also a thought that occurs within a man's thoughts. However, a guy's feelings are exactly the same in this situation. If it takes him long to finish, how long he lasted will also really bother him psychologically. Why? Because he will begin to question his performance in the sack. And what is more embarrassing for a guy than delayed ejaculation? Nothing, especially with a new partner. The reason men will have this insane thought is because though no women wants a "one minute man", but when it takes him a while to finish, she would get confused and frustrated. When the guy doesn't come for some time, he starts to doubt whether it is his fault or hers. And just like when a guy cannot orgasm, the woman would probably think she is partly to blame. Insane as it sounds, this is actually a valid concern because delayed orgasm could actually indicate either short or long-term health issues.

10 What's next? The mystery is gone.

Whether it's a one night stand or a girl he's been talking to for a while, when the deed gets done, some men wonder what is left to do. Sex with a new girl is alluring, but once that's done, there is no excitement left. Even if intercourse was all the man wanted, at times he would ask what's next now that the mystery is gone (by mystery, I mean he saw you nude and knows how you feel inside).

It sounds insane because we wouldn't think a man would think that way, but some will. That's because having sex right away can prevent something more meaningful to develop between the two. It also takes away the surprise of knowing certain aspects of someone that you'd normally find out in a relationship. When guys get lucky pretty quick, some of them question whether to continue pursuing her or not.

9 When will round 2 be?

A man who could engage in intimacy not only once but more in a day sounds like every woman's dream, right? If you're like Samantha Jones from Sex and the City, of course it does. In most cases, men usually feel tired after having sex and part of the reason is the hormones released when they orgasm. But every once in a while, there are times that are still active enough to go another round. If not, they wonder if they could lucky again in the morning.

There are other possible explanations. For instance, maybe the guy had such a good time the first time around and is eager for more. Or maybe he felt he didn't perform as well the first time and would like to redeem himself the second time around. Samantha Jones would be happy with a guy like this, and so should we. When men are eager for another round, they are also gauging how long they'd last. And let's be honest with ourselves, at times we aren't just content with one round, either. So kudos to the men that are aiming to please with round two.

8 This was a mistake.

Surprise! Yes, like us, men sometimes think they've made a mistake after having sex with someone even if he enjoyed it, especially when it is with someone they just met or someone they've been interested in. This thought pops in their head right after sex because that's usually when it dawns on them the gravity of their actions. Afterwards, they analyze the situation by asking either of the following questions:

• Am I lonely?
• Was I right to do this with a random girl?

There's a chance that they won't think about this right away (especially when they're drunk or exhausted), but the thought could still pop up the morning after. They also wonder if they've made a mistake when they've slept with someone they're interested. That's because they're doubting whether having sex a little early would ruin their chances for a relationship, which is how they conclude that the sex was a mistake.

7 Will I tell my friends?

Here's another shocker: Men gossip like we do! Some think that most men kiss and tell, that they brag about their sexual prowess or banging that one chick to their friends. Which leads us to ask: Why do men kiss and tell?

It turns out men relate their sexual escapades for two reasons. The first is he wants to share his achievement, especially after doing it with someone that ranks high on the hot scale. The second is to dispel rumors of being a virgin. There's also the off chance that want some input from their friends if they think they screwed up their performance, so to speak. Whatever the reason may be, don't take it too personally when a guy does blab to his buddies. And let's be honest with ourselves, we do the exact same thing and for the exact same reasons, too.

6 Am I going to call her back?

This one usually pops up after a one night stand. As its name implies, one night stands understandably occur only once. However, in some cases, guys would consider seeing the girl again or even call her back, which can either be as fleeting as a second or as torturous as a few days. Should he seriously consider calling back, it'd take him another few days to do so due to his fear of commitment.

Now that we're on the subject, why are guys afraid of commitment? Luckily, Marie Clare compiled the top ten reasons, the top five being he still wants to play the field, he isn't mature enough (at least emotionally), he has someone else in mind, he has other things to take care of, or he's got emotional baggage. You can find out the other five reasons by checking out their website.

5 Food would be great right about now.

Here's another thinker. Instead of taking a trip to the bathroom, there are men that make a stop to the fridge after getting intimate. Why? For starters, sex (especially the vigorous kind) lets you burn up to 250 calories. After a workout like that, who wouldn't get hungry? So if he's craving for a snack after a romp, don't take it so personally. Just think of him as a growing boy. Besides, I'm sure some of you had a craving as well after a romp in the sack.

Speaking of food, there's actually a list of food that health buffs swear by. After burning that many calories, your body could absorb more carbs and protein within half an hour after having sex. The best food to take in include chocolate milk, Greek yogurt, apples and cheeses, and lots of water. Perhaps the energy would give you enough stamina to last another round *wink* *wink*.

4 I wonder if I am the best she has ever had… Of course I am!

Remember how I mentioned that what a man thinks of after sex is very telling of the person he is, well, what do you think of this thought? Vain, am I correct?For a guy to immediately think he is the best sex a woman has ever had is a definite red flag. There is no worse trait than a man who is extremely cocky and confident about his sexual capabilities. I do not blame men for having this thought because we understand you guys want to think and feel good about your performances. However, it is insane to conclude that you may be the best a woman has ever had after sex unless she confirms that to you herself preferably AFTER sex and not during (because we all know that some women do indeed fake orgasms). Even if a man is only after one thing, if a man has had this thought after sex, think of how selfish and egotistical it sounds of him.

3 When am I supposed to leave?

If this is a one-night stand or casual arrangement with someone you know (a friends with benefits situation), a guy will always have this thought because he actually is not sure of what to do after.

Most of the time, men fail to recognize when they should actually leave - unless the man is a complete jerk and leaves you right after he has triumphantly finished. They mostly assume that we want to cuddle after sex, so men are conflicted of what they are supposed to do afterwards. Yes, we do appreciate cuddling, however, that does not mean we want to be cuddled every time, especially when you consider how awkward the atmosphere could get after a one-night stand or casual sex. Hence, men have this insane thought after sex (I mean, he was just in you, do you blame the guy for being confused on what to do?).

2 Did I return the favor?

Whether he went down south for her or not, it's natural for men to think if he returned the favor to their respective partners. This a question that pops up regardless of the situation, whether it be a one night stand, friends with benefits, or in a committed relationship. This is because they worry about alienating their partners as a result of getting too caught up with their own satisfaction. Some dudes are selfish enough that it wouldn't even matter to them whether the girl finished or not.

Ladies, men are sensitive beings. So it doesn't hurt to give them some validation every once in a while. Doing so not only motivates him to do better, it also encourages him to be more attuned to your *ahem* needs. At the end of the day, who wouldn't want a considerate partner in bed?

1 Where is the remote?

The remote, yes, the television remote. If a guy isn't sleeping or eating, he would definitely be rolling over in the bed or couch to reach for that remote and tune in to his favorite show. Although this seems really insensitive, this is actually more of a hormonal response. After ejaculation, the feel good hormone is released, which in turn increases and promotes relaxation, which, to some men, can be attained by watching television. Also, it's easier for men to switch gears. Once they've done with something, it doesn't take them that long to focus on something else. But don't be offended by this, ladies. In a way, you should take this as a compliment. After all, he must've enjoyed himself enough that he feels he can relax in your presence. You can take that as a promising sign between the two of you.